(DONE) Strange Recipes for Strange People
Recipes no one is interested in having, and maybe a few of the other kind.
Most of these recipes are written up for people that know how to get around in a kitchen. If you must have specific quantities, all I can say is, take a chance! Experiment! Nobody's looking and nobody will know if it doesn't turn out.
I've had my share of disasters and burned a few things in my time, too. I especially enjoyed burning pizza, too many times to count, while reheating it, during the time I was raising a family. In the last 15-20 years since the children have grown up, I've only reheated pizza in the oven twice. The second time I burned it again (that was about 10 years ago and I'm adding this note on 11/13/14). It's safe to say that no pizza slice will ever see the inside of my oven again. That's why God invented microwaves.